"ENOUGH WITH THE SILENT TREATMENT!"

But Romeo, our families will never agree....

"After The human goes to bed at 10, i can sneak you in. Hey remember to bring that cute little Bambi".

Okay, one thing at a time...do you want kids?

Bambi?
Yeller? I thought you were dead!

"Are you my Mother"?

Wanna play chase the stick? You go first.

They LOVE it when you hold your leg up like this and don't forget to "Smize" like Tyra.

Hi... Wanna play?

Whoa! What are they feeding you?!

Don't look at me like that, YOU said YOU were bringing the picnic basket!

You blinked. I won.

I only wore this dress because you told me you weren't going to wear yours!

First we're going to Target, then we'll go where you want to go.

Hey, its a great gig! Especially when you roll over and they rub your tummy...

What are you staring at? I'm the one who's supposed to have that "deer in the headlights" look.

Don't worry. Cheney only shoots his own guys.

Dog: Hey deer- ya have a little doe?

Deer: Yeah- two bucks.

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck. Sorry- had to do it.

You know steroids aren’t good for you !

"When Harry Met Sally" -- Ohhh! Love is in the air...

News from the Farm! Dog and Deer have recently replaced the Donkey and the Elephant!

Oh deer, what can the matter be? Oh deer, what can.......everyone sing along

I'm Captain Morgan. Get it?

Not on the first date.

This is crazy, but here's my number. So call me, Bambi.

You put your right hoof in, you put your right hoof out.....
come on now and follow along!!

I asked for deer meat, not meet a deer!

another dateandmate.com success story.

Wow, they sure grow 'em big around here. Oh well, you come here often?

I'll give you a "buck" for your thoughts!

YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND IN ME

Oh, Deer!

Dog: "Oh deer!"

Deer: "Oh dog!"

Are you from around here?

We can't go on meeting like this!

What's that? Timmy's stuck in a well? Again! I'll go get my Master....

Careful where you step!

Every Dog has its Doe!

Dog: Hello deer.
Deer: Bitch!

Do you have change for a buck?
My owner threw my toy in here did you come across it?
Why do humans always write letters to friends/family with Dear instead of Deer?
What's brown, four-legged and lost in this field? Us

Deer: "Want to go shopping at Deer Park?"
Dog: "But we would have to go through Kildeer!"

I will give you 1/2 a buck

Yeah, the skunks stink! Best to leave them alone.

Are you new to the neighborhood???

Wow, how am I ever gonna sniff a backside that high?!?

If you make fun of my height one more time, I am gonna show you where the term bitch slap comes from!

I knew you were around! I just saw Thumper!

Have we...? Are we...?

"Fancy meeting you here,Sport"!!

Jasmine

We can only play for an hour and than I need to get home for dinner.

First one that makes it to the fence and back wins. ...

We really should stop meeting like this