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Good Friday, Badass Wines!

GOOD FRIDAY, BAD-ASS WINES!                                        Friday April 22nd


Today's sermon will be from the Gospel According to Charlie Sheen...

Chapter two, verse one reads: "Wine is ****ing good and should be enjoyed by all.  Duh, WINNING!"  Verses two through seventy-five say pretty much the same thing, just with different expletives.  Tonight we feature wines for the 'bad boy' in all of us...

These are the wines your mother warned you about.  These are the wines that our gang of hoodlums are addicted to.  Yes, we will be pouring the popular white wine that has, over the last three years, become known as "Crack" along with other proclaimed favorites!  Maybe your favorites will be in the 'line-up'...
 
Wines are open between 6pm and 8pm.  (The Evanston Police are rumored to be arriving by 8:30, which gives us plenty of time to make a run for it).  It's FREE!

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