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Obama IS creating jobs!

Be a guard at a military internment camp, get paid, and....serve your country without having to leave the country!

Apparently they still need guards for the Military Internment Camps in the US. These are camps the government has been building for years now, so there's still time to land a job as a guard.

These are solid, government jobs.  Not some namby pamby job at Wal-Mart.  And, if you succeed in landing such a position, you'll have the satisfaction of serving your country.

So exactly what will you be doing?  I guess keeping watch over prisoners.  But not those really dangerous kids who terrorize the country and endanger everyone by getting high on drugs.  These prisoners are much, much more dangerous.  

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These internment camps are for political activists and dissidents!  People who don't believe our government officials tell us the truth or are actually devoted to public service. Can you imagine someone not believing in our wonderful politicians?  I mean, get a grip.

I know many of you will be relieved to see Obama's approval ratings skyrocket as jobs such as this open up, and our young people are fully employed in meaningful, fulfilling and secure government jobs.

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And won't it be satisfying to see these dissidents put away for once and for all?  It will be great to no longer have to listen to arguments about stupid subjects like gun control.  Nope.  The good guys (that's the government) will be the only ones allowed to have guns.  No more discussion about why we're always at war, why we need hundreds of military bases around the world, or why bankers never get charged with a crime.  No more disagreements about the thousands of drones our government is using overseas and here at home to spy on dangerous people who don't agree with them.

We'll have PEACE!  People who want to argue will be put away, and...as explained in this video, they will be killed if they try to escape to come and bother us true peace-loving Americans again.  Friends....we will be free at last!

So, if you're looking for a good job with a high level of SATISFACTION...you might want to check this out!

http://www.activistpost.com/2013/03/leaked-document-military-internment.html

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