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Criminal Mischief

Saturday, June 25, 2011

OMG PD

OMG PD: A Look at Odd Crimes in Our Patch Region

This week: "Michael Jordan flip flops," scootering under the influence, and lots of angry family members.

Local police departments provided the following reports. In all incidents where an arrest occurred, a charge is merely an accusation and not evidence of guilt. The arrested person is presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. Please e-mail the editor with any questions or to provide proof of expungement. Dude, where’s my ankle support? Skokie police pulled over a teenage driver after his SUV nearly hit a squad car on June 14. Officers said they immediately detected a “strong odor of cannabis emitting from the vehicle.” The 16-year-old driver told police he had been “chilling” with friends and was on his way to play basketball. Police noticed he was wearing flip-flops and asked him how he intended to play basketball. “They are…

Lauren O'Keefe

2:00 pm on Monday, June 27, 2011

Wow... interesting crimes. Some of these people belong on "world's dumbest".   more ›

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